Freefall 2 by Tinuchi

It's the sequel to widely proclaimed and humorous experience, where you jump off of a plane, but this time, you actually have a parachute! If you haven't played the first one, here's the link:

http://textadventures.co.uk/games/view/ggro1qtdwuq-wdbmudtfsw/freefall

(Includes profanity)